The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.