The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!