The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.