The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!