The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'