The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”