The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do houses wear? An address.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.