The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
What's the difference between a security guard and a butcher? One stays awake, the other weighs a steak