The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!