The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Someone asked me “who’s that’s Chinese knight looking for his belongings” “He’s Sir Ching”
Why did blonde had lipstick all over the steering wheel ? Because she was trying to blow the horn
What is the accepted currency in Australia? Outbucks.
Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book. Now, they've got cameras
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.