The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
I told the corn he wasn't fat, just a little husky. He didn't know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.
The other day a farmer asked if I could help him round up 18 cows I said yeah - that's 20 cows.
My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.
What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it
My dad told me this joke, I'm very sorry What did the Chimney say to his son?You are too young to smoke
What do you do to snitches in the snowman mafia? You ice em’
Why are 89 degree angles sad? Because they’re almost right, but not quite.
What did the ravioli play on his birthday? Pasta Parcel.
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.