The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do houses wear? An address.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.