The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
Two Mosquitoes go to a Liquor Store. One buys O- Blood, and one buys AB- Blood.Mosquito 1: “You must have really good taste.”Mosquito 2: “And you’re just whippin’ by for a drink?”Mosquito 1: “Nah, this kind’s just really easy to get ‘round here.”
What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles? UCLA
What do you call a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future. The Man Delorean
My mom says that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Her malpractice suit isn't going so well.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
Bob talks with his wife after a long night of drinking. Bob: "Honey, I think our house is haunted!" Wife: "Why do you say that?" Bob: "Last night when I opened the bathroom door, the lights suddenly went on, and cold air blew right at me!" Wife: "You idiot! You pissed in the fridge again!"
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic Without all those tourists helping hold it up.