The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
Best way to vaccinate the masses Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it. Everyone will have it by Saturday. Thursday if you have Prime.
What's a frog's favorite drug? Croakaine. Explains why they're hopped up all the time
A woman crashed her car. She told the policeman the man she collided with was on his phone and drinking a can of beer. The policeman said he can do what he likes in his own living room.
I quit drugs to concentrate on rock climbing "nice... what’s the highest you've been?"I tried to kiss a goldfish.
Why did the dinosaurs die out. They got ereptile dysfunction.
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales? A Entertainment Center.
I wanted to make a joke about people that do drugs But that’s where I draw the line
My homeboy got rear-ended on a motorcycle wearing a bright green shirt, with shiny red hair: It kind of makes sense.... It was hard to miss him
A policeman comes to work, all happy. "Guess what?" He says. His co-workers ask: "We don't know, what?" The policeman answers: "I bought a Lego set for 3+ years and managed to build it in a year!"(Was funnier in my language)
What's a botanist's favorite musical instrument? A xylem phloem.
The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice.... Do you take a picture in colour or in black and white?
What do you call a stupid grain? A half wheat!
What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a hippie? You don't have to take the crust off of a slice of pizza before you eat it.