The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.