The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.