The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting.... I think I might have salmonilla.