The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
(True story) Richard Branson was once asked what is the quickest way to become a millionaire He answered, 'to be a billionaire and start your own airline'
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
What does George W Bush call his kitty cats? Weapons of mice destruction
My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.