The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the pig say to the spanish butcher? Porque
What is Peppa Pig's favourite food? Her favourite food is Peppa-roni
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes... Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Wife: can you pick up milk? Guy: *lifts gallon* Yeah it’s easyWife: I mean from the store Guy: I would imagine it weighs the same there too
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe.They both drink a beer and go to walk out the door but the giraffe collapses on the floor.The guy carries on leaving the bar and the bartender shouts.... 'hey, you can't leave that lyin' there! The guy replies....It's not a lion,it's a giraffe!
A group of physicists held a beach party. They had fun so made it an annual event. It's becoming a really popular wave function.
Waiter waiter there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: “Don’t worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it.”.
My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size ... So to cheer her up when she gets home from work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.
What do you give a director who's broken their arm? A cast
I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian but it came out Grey.
What's the loudest part of tennis? The Racquet
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat. “Have you been drinking?” The officer asks. “Just water,” says the priest. “Then why do I smell wine?”The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Is it hard to spot a leopard? No. They come that way. \- Courtesy of my eight year old, about ten seconds ago.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.