The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.