The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.