The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.