The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!