The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend tried telling me shovels are useless. But I truly believe it was a ground breaking invention.
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the forgetful idiot's house.*Knock knockWho is there?The forgetful idiot. Sorry i forgot where my house is, can you help me?-credit to my 10 year old niece
Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.
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Why are pigs so bad at sports? They're always hogging the ball.
What vegetable is kind to everyone? The sweet potato.
What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'