The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.