The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
What do houses wear? An address.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!