The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.