The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.