The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.