The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.

Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”

As part of the break up process,I decided to burn all my ex wife's clothes. It gave me great satisfaction.....She was wearing them at the time.

Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman’s family reunion? Because it was a Wayne-y day.

I just downloaded my Biology notes but couldn’t open them. We were studying the helicase. I then had to Unzip the file to open

The workers at Coca Cola factory are always enthusiastic and motivated to work.... That’s the sprite.