The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.