The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why does Santa spend 364 days a year forming strong masculine relationships? Bros before hos
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
I thought about buying a pillow from mypillow.com But then I realized it was *his* pillow
My mate said he can tighten up nuts and bolts with his butt. Personally I think he torques out of his arseEdit: Silver, Gold, Platinum, and got to the front page.Thankyou everyone!
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
Covid restrictions... I'm down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far. They've put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I'm not falling for that.
I have a tongue twister for all to try, I learnt this when I was a fifteen year old kid, I can still pull it off to a tee.. I'm not the Pheasant plucker, I'm the Pheasant pluckers mate.I'm only plucking Pheasants because the Pheasant pluckers late.Good Luck..
Did u hear about the cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction
This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower? Hey bud!
The owner of the local cinema died today His funeral is on:Monday 16:45, 18:30, 20:15Tuesday 15:30, 17:15, 19:00Wednesday 16:45, 18:30, 20:15Thursday 16:00, 17:45, 19:30
I stole the punctuation keys from a Judge's keyboard yesterday. I'm expecting a long sentence.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why? He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad".(Hopefully it isn't a repost)
Where’s my pillow? Not at Bed Bath and Beyond
George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.