The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.