The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
what do u call a strong soup? s0uperior
I was at a restaurant, and spilled soup on my jeans. I called for there server: "Waitress, there's soup in my fly"
What’s the name of that one eyed pirate movies actor? Eye Patchino
Who's Santas favorite singer? Elf-is Presley !
What was the name of the movie about a baby goat that learns karate? The Karate Kid
Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”
I have a decent joke about a cow but it’s pretty offensive so I’ll probably need to take it down [remooooooved]
I bought a pair of running shoes the other day Let me know if you've seen em.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.