The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.