The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.