The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”