The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Grandma: What's the German guy who's hiding my medicine called? Grandson: Alzheimer's, Grandma, alzhemier's.
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.
Time to take this cookie to the hospital. It's feeling crummy.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.