The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.