The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!