The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
My family is so generous... They installed hardwood in my dining room. I was floored.
I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.
A Polar Bear Cub Walks up to its mother"Mum, am I part Brown Bear?""No dear""Am I part Black Bear?""No dear, your all Polar Bear""Grizzly? Panda?""No why?!""Because I'm fucking freezing!"
A cucumber walks into a bar A cucumber walks into a bar.The bartender says, "you got any ID?"The cucumber hands him his license.The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
Never date a girl named Ruth. If you two break up, you're going to be Ruth-less.
My wife makes my pancakes too thin. Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled. The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?" She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
The kids asked what was for dinner and I told them "Scraps". They started crying. Spoiled brats, it's really hard to get food at the moment thanks to the panic buying. And it was a stupid name for a dog anyway.(Obligatory thank-you edit for the silver!)(Narwhal! Narwhals are cool!)
Did you know that the Earth’s gravity increases a bit on Easter Sunday? It’s cuz there’s a lot more mass.
Why are aircraft always painted white? The colour seems a bit plane to me
“Television is bad for the eyes”, a teacher says. Jimmy: “Yes, and also bad for the legs.”Teacher: “Legs?”Jimmy: “My brother Timmy has bad legs from our television.”Teacher: “Jimmy, how can your brother possibly have bad legs from his television?”Jimmy: “He dropped it on his foot!”