The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.