The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Farmers would make a lot more money if they didn't grow avocado. They should try growing twovocadoes.
You want to know why I have a sheep skull on my bathroom scales? Weigh a head of ewe.
A blonde walked in to a library -Hello! She saidDo you have any chicken sandwiches here?The librarian answered: im sorry this is a libraryThe blonde then whispered *do you have any chicken sandwiches?*
What's an amputee's favorite toy? Legos.
Why did the blonde sit at the Stop sign for five minutes? She was waiting for it to change to 'Go'
The Charlie Brown Foundation is now accepting donations. All proceeds go towards good grief counsellors.
What do farmers wear? Crop-tops!
I smashed a CD in half... Bits flew everywhere.
Why did the rectangle get sent to the principal's office? He said a square word
A proud new dad sat next to me in the bus today, pulled out his phone, and showed me a picture of his rather ugly baby. I told him, "that's a really nice phone."