The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Clothes, but no cigar.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!