The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
TIL that the "o" in Irish names denote that you're a grandson My great-great-great-great grandfather was Reilly, Vehiclepiece. I'm O'O'O'Reilly, Autoparts
Me: "Chef Ramsay, today I've prepared a Disney film for you to watch..." Ramsay: "Is it Frozen?"Me: "... yes"Ramsay: "Damn..."
What font does alphabet soup use? Times New Ramen.*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*