The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Carrying an instrument in public is like having a dog Everyone wants to know what kind it is, and they think it’s really cool until it starts making noise
What does Robert Mueller like to drink? Just ice.
Teacher: "What is a compliment to a 45 degree angle?" Student: "My you're looking acute today."
Thanks Google Nest.... I get a notice on my phone saying a unknown person was seen walking in the house early morning...shows a picture of me.... well.. fuck you to you judgmental asshole lol
I love going to pet shops. If I see an empty cage, I put a large pre prepared sign, saying "CHAMELEON".... (stand back and watch the fun.)
CORONA ADVISORY The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are: 1. Sweating 2. Weakness 3. Diarrhoea 4. Stomach Pain Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.
A patient gets its eyes checked after cataract surgery He asks his doctor: “How does it look, doc? Am I able the play the piano?”Doctor: “It looks all fine. With the right glasses it should be no problem.”Patient: “That’s amazing, I’ve never played the piano before!”
Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
There are 2 astronauts in space. The first says "I can't find any milk for my coffee"The second says "in space, no-one can. Here, use cream"(Saying it aloud helps)#Tip your waitresses!
A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter brings the soup, the man doesn't eat, he asks the waiter to taste:-Is there anything wrong sir?-No just taste it.-I can change it for you-I want you to taste it!-But..-Do it!-Ok, where's the spoon?-Exactly, go bring me a spoon!
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean. They are all c foods.
What happens when one plate goes on top of another? You get an earthquake
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
So I told my girlfriend someone's out there making owl noises and she's like "who"
I'm not sure how much you know about the story of the Titanic... ...but what caused it to sink is just the tip of the iceberg.