The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.