The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.