The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.