The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What do houses wear? An address.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.